A Cup of Awesomeness (episode 1)

Condensing the essence of my awesomeness so as to fit it in some 1000 lines is not only a herculean task but also an impossible one. It's like trying to get a whale (our dear friend Pr**hi) in a martini glass. My fellow confederates must be wondering what the post is all about. Patience, my friend! Wait for some time and the core shall be revealed. I want to make some things clear before i proceed. We are obviously held together by insatiable knowledge and the eagerness to share some ‘kick someone’s ass’ ideas. We also believe in mutual admiration which is very clear.

Now, there are a few topics I would like to discuss.

Firstly, how can a vampire be sparkly and smart? I have been thinking about this since I saw Edward in twilight. I, for a matter of fact, know a lot of people who look like vampires and my god they are not at all sparkly. Instead, if a label ‘vampire’ is associated with that person, the label would run away. According to Stephenie Meyer, Kirsten Stewart had to stumble upon non-humans and almost shirtless werewolves. Why? Of course, it is still better than being with a certain Hagrid.

Secondly, am I the only one who thinks a messy desk is the first step towards self styled awesomeness? I always have a perfect logic ready to present to my mother but the reason, how hard I try, is immutable. And so is the reaction.
Reaction: ‘It’s all right child (I am using this). People make mistakes. They learn from them. It is just that if you do not clear this mess, you are going to be wrapped in that unfinished candy wrapper and thrown away delightfully.’ And still people forget to add a ‘ME FROM’ between ‘save’ and ‘my’ in ‘God save my mother’.

Thirdly, were you stolid enough to even CONSIDER that the fracas post would end before we discussed cricket.
P.s: To avoid extirpation of your tongue, you dare not say this: ‘Oh, not again’.

Talking about this awesome sport, let me tell you, I do not plan to give an exegesis or even think of a sedate discussion. Because writing pages for this magnificent fight between the bat and the ball would be a cogent inchoation. So, the recently ended serrated series gave us a lot of things:

• Disrespect
• Opposite teams doddered play
• Our intolerant cuts and drives
• Vacillating bowling
• A Dilapidated team

It's all right to get angry when a post like this gives you a raw deal or terribly upsets you. But i advise you (NOT) to pull your hair. My friends always think that I do not use inspirational stuff but I am going to prove them wrong again.

Inspiring Quote 1: By perseverance, the snail reached the ark.

Being Awesome tip1: Fuck the snail and start thinking about yourselves!!